Food & Drink - A fine frozzy - Some more frozzies - Open air milkin' - Johnny Fortnight - Verreting Boxing Day - Caught in the cellar - Racking the scrumpy - A middlin' palaver - Pigs drunk on cider - Hog's pudden - Drinkin' limits - A persistent drinker - The pitfall - The village shop - Can't get aught for naught - What happened to all they mazards? - Specialities - The milk vloat - Dree little maids - A dog in the dowst - Mine your britches - A knee'-ole pound - A Devonshire Toast - A skinful o' zider - The little bullock's 'eart - and a final song from Ol' Willum: DEAD DOG SCRUMPY